Conspiracy theories in Smurfland.. keep it on the low down and hush hush!
And as if this police photo of a chalk outline of the victim wasn't proof enough
What do you say, um, sir?
"I Hate Murders"
We have obtained a rare interview
with one of the inhabitants of Smurfland
We have promised to hide his
identity for his own safety.
The US Government have denied the existence of this top secret location, but they have never denied the
existence of Smurfland. In a resent incident; Our source revealed, that "he" was out drinking, when "he" was
abducted by little blue men who tortured him with their singing and repeated reruns of their TV program!
"He" now permanently has the Smurf theme music going through his head. Shocking!! I just can't get over it!
NEWS FLASH .. This report just in...
At great personal risk to the photographer, we are now able to bring you these pictures
taken at a top secret location. We see in the foreground that the place is under a guard
of four smurfs. Smurfette in an obviously military uniform, albeit pink! is leading three
smurfs in a Soviet style goose step march around a road barrier. As proof that this goes
right to the top, we also see Papa smurf looking on in approval. He can't deny this
photographic proof now. In the background we see a number of smurfs working on various
munitions. You can tell they have done this before.
a recent picture of the Don Papa Smurf (have you seen this man.. if so don't approach him).
This week in politics
Are smurfs really communists?
The debate rages on...
PLUS shocking admission from
Grouchy that he "Hates politics"
Just another day in the
life of a smurf? For the
first time ever, Caught
on camera, shocking new
pictures come to light. (2 page exclusive)
Pictures that all others were too afraid to publish.
Are smurfs living in your computer?
They make it look all too easy see how here
It is said that inside all of us is a small
blue person just screaming to get out
Are you in touch with your inner smurf
or are you really a smurf trapped in a
human body and still in denial?
Tell all Feature story "Sexism in Smurfland"
Smurfette reveals what its really like living in a
smurf dominated world
Care and Feeding
How Smurfette lost a gram in a month
All is revealed
Smurfs are from Mars
and Smurfettes from Venus
Vanity smurf talks openly and frankly
about gender issues in an attempt to
clarify issues, only to result in
making himself even more confused